Friday, 25 September 2009
follow up to yuanhan's epic post
with COLOUR!!!
class mindmap!:D
someone wants to write captions for this?
have fun~
jelly
jelly 11:25 pm
class mindmap!:D
someone wants to write captions for this?
have fun~
jelly
Friday, 18 September 2009
What the Cow Did To the Lion
Daniel was once a young, cheerful, and high-spirited boy, known also by other names, such as 大牛, cow, 绍安, etc. He is currently 17 years old--the prime age of life!!
Daniel in the Audi
Daniel was a frequent sunshine in the life of his classmates. His sunny disposition and warm demeanor often brightens up the boring and tasteless days of his classmates. Observe his assuring smile.
Daniel smiles assuringly
Regretfully, because Daniel is also human, he is also susceptible to certain temptations, such as sleeping in class. It happens about once every 2 lessons. Our CT Rep needs his sleep to better serve the class, and he is getting sufficient amounts of it.
Daniel getting sufficient sleep in class
To prevent Daniel from accidently being thrown away by the cleaning aunties while he is sleeping, his classmates label him so that other people will know who he is.
Daniel labelled as 'cow'
However, Dr Mercer, who is trying to teach the class about critical thinking and subarguments and ARG and whether or not homosexual people conspire in secret basements to try and copy the model of romantic heterosexual marriages, is angry that Daniel is sleeping!!
Dr. Mercer fuming angrily
Daniel wakes, and goes into a how-dare-you-wake-me-up rage!!
Daniel moos in anger!!
He grabs the nearest unfortunate victim--lion, and proceeds to leave his marks all over him. Poor lion is left exhausted and sore and immobile.
Lion with Cow's marks on him
Cow goes back to sleep with no sense of remorse!!
Cow giving satisfied snore in sleep
Cedrych is devastated about lion, and mourns lion's unlucky fate.
Devastated Cedrych
Zixin and Joanne Chua and Taka can no longer stand this unfairness. They set up a plan to take revenge for lion. First, Daniel is ambushed!!
Daniel is ambushed!! Top to bottom: Taka, Joanne, Zixin
Second, Daniel is given a taste of his own medicine!!
Daniel looking unnaturally excited upon being informed of his upcoming ordeal
Daniel is eventually left to repent on his own. We hope from today onwards, Daniel will understand that post-sleeping rage is not good for other people's health, as well as his own.
Daniel repenting earnestly for his wrongdoings
Unfortunately, the incident seemed to have tramautised Daniel too heavily. In his future days, his calm demeanour will extend to far beyond his post-nap time, and into his daily life. He is now what we normally term as--stoned.
But actually that's not the real story.
Daniel was smiling because Zong happens to be sitting behind the photographer.
And Daniel was just sleeping in class because he's not interested in subarguments and ARG.
And Dr. Mercer is not fuming angrily--he just looks stressed because he's teaching our class. (So unfortunate, yeah, I know)
And Daniel woke up because the labelling invovled too much giggling.
But Daniel DID leave his marks all over Lion and violated Cedrych's personal property.
And Cedrych is just acting cute, like he always does.
And Taka and Joanne and Zixin just felt like attacking Daniel, so they did.
But it is true that Daniel is unnaturally excited at being assaulted by Joanne and Zixin. Hell, he didn't even try to stop them with his hands. And if you tell me that any of the 3 hands in the photo is his I will suggest you go visit an optometrist.
And Daniel is not repenting in the last photo. He's just secretly composing himself so he can pretend to be in rage or feign nonchalence when in actual fact he's like damn high.
And I'm not even sure whether all of this is true or not, because it took place during KI, and we all know that KI screws with your minds and gives you weird thoughts and hallucinations, so maybe all these explainations are fiction too. We will never know. XD
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Okay actually I was supposed to do A Day in the Life of a 09S70 CT Rep, but I not enough photos. Okay lah, actually there are photos, and there are apparently more exciting ones (as in more scandalous), but the people who are holding them are not online.
So maybe you all can scan me or something. Or someone bring a camera to school because mine sucks and then we can capture all the exciting moments and remember them on our lovely class blog. :D
Oh, and by the way, Blogger is so not compatible with me. Like, prolonged interaction with it shortens my life span and gives me shoulder pains and headaches. Bleh.
Anonymous 10:54 pm